Sorry for the delay in posting. I was on a Four Loko and coke binge that could rival a weekend at Charlie Sheen’s porn haven. In fact, I’m pretty sure I was somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold….
Oh wait. That never happened. It was actually time for quarterly reviews at work and I was busy trying to look productive. Anywho, I’m back so let’s get down to business.
Differences between LUST and LOVE….
LOVE: You continually make eye contact in a crowded room.
LUST: You continually make face contact in a crowded room.
LOVE: You tolerate The Bachelor because it’s your SO’s favorite show.
LUST: You tolerate The Bachelor because you’ll be getting laid after.
LOVE: You watch a movie together.
LUST: You don’t even notice that there’s a movie playing.
LOVE: You call sex “making love”.
LUST: You call sex “banging”.
LOVE: You text each other in the middle of the afternoon.
LUST: You text each other in the middle of the night.
LOVE: Romance involves remembering your anniversary.
LUST: Romance involves remembering your birth control.
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